Habla español? You most likely do if you live in the Laredo, Texas, metro area.
In the classic TV sitcom “Green Acres,” a couple traded city life in the Big Apple for country life in a tiny town called Hooterville. Representing the husband’s point of view, the show’s theme song began this way:
Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin’ is the life for me.
Land spreadin’ out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.